The best way to get along is never to forgive an enemy or forget a friend.
The only ones who like Milton Berle are his mother - and the public.
Never above you. Never below you. Always beside you.
An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery.
Money sometimes makes fools of important persons, but it may also make important persons of fools.
Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. America from border to border and coast to coast and all the ships at sea. Let's go to press.