Today's gossip is tomorrow's headline.

Never above you. Never below you. Always beside you.

He (Alexander Woollcott) always praises the first production of each season, being reluctant to stone the first cast.

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery.

A certain columnist has been banned from all Shubert openings. Now he can wait three days and go to their closings.

Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.

Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors.