Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.
Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors.
The reason they're called the opposite sex is because every time you think you have your wife fooled - it's just the opposite!
I never lost a friend I wanted to keep.
A pessimist is one who builds dungeons in the air.
He (Alexander Woollcott) always praises the first production of each season, being reluctant to stone the first cast.