An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery.
Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid.
The same thing happened today that happened yesterday, only to different people.
Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation.