A pessimist is one who builds dungeons in the air.

A pessimist is one who builds dungeons in the air.

A certain columnist has been banned from all Shubert openings. Now he can wait three days and go to their closings.

Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. America from border to border and coast to coast and all the ships at sea. Let's go to press.

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery.

Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.

The reason they're called the opposite sex is because every time you think you have your wife fooled - it's just the opposite!