An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery.
She's been on more laps than a napkin.
Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors.
A certain columnist has been banned from all Shubert openings. Now he can wait three days and go to their closings.
Money sometimes makes fools of important persons, but it may also make important persons of fools.
The best way to get along is never to forgive an enemy or forget a friend.