The reason they're called the opposite sex is because every time you think you have your wife fooled - it's just the opposite!

It's a sure sign of summer if the chair gets up when you do.

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid.

Hell hath no fury like a woman cheated out of a million dollars.

A certain columnist has been banned from all Shubert openings. Now he can wait three days and go to their closings.

He (Alexander Woollcott) always praises the first production of each season, being reluctant to stone the first cast.

The way to become famous fast is to throw a brick at someone who is famous.