A certain columnist has been banned from all Shubert openings. Now he can wait three days and go to their closings.
Here lies Walter Winchell in the dirt he loved so well.
An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery.
She's been on more laps than a napkin.
Never above you. Never below you. Always beside you.
We must not indulge in unfavorable views of mankind, since by doing it we make bad men believe they are no worse than others, and we teach the good that they are good in vain.