The reason they're called the opposite sex is because every time you think you have your wife fooled - it's just the opposite!

America - love it or leave it.

A pessimist is one who builds dungeons in the air.

I never lost a friend I wanted to keep.

Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation.

Too many people expect wonders from democracy, when the most wonderful thing of all is just having it.

Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors.