Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.

Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid.

Here lies Walter Winchell in the dirt he loved so well.

The only ones who like Milton Berle are his mother - and the public.

Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation.

I never lost a friend I wanted to keep.