Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. America from border to border and coast to coast and all the ships at sea. Let's go to press.
The best way to get along is never to forgive an enemy or forget a friend.
The only ones who like Milton Berle are his mother - and the public.
Here lies Walter Winchell in the dirt he loved so well.
I usually get my stuff from people who promised somebody else that they would keep it a secret.
Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation.