The Chicago mobs... They practiced their own perverted form of "survival of the fittest." Where the strong clawed their way to the top of a criminal empire. And the weak died in a hail of machine gun bullets.
The way to become famous fast is to throw a brick at someone who is famous.
It's a sure sign of summer if the chair gets up when you do.
The same thing happened today that happened yesterday, only to different people.
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery.