An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery.

The same thing happened today that happened yesterday, only to different people.

The best way to get along is never to forgive an enemy or forget a friend.

It's a sure sign of summer if the chair gets up when you do.

I never lost a friend I wanted to keep.

Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors.

I usually get my stuff from people who promised somebody else that they would keep it a secret.