Broadway is a main artery of New York life - the hardened artery.
Hell hath no fury like a woman cheated out of a million dollars.
I usually get my stuff from people who promised somebody else that they would keep it a secret.
The only ones who like Milton Berle are his mother - and the public.
The reason they're called the opposite sex is because every time you think you have your wife fooled - it's just the opposite!
The same thing happened today that happened yesterday, only to different people.