The way to become famous fast is to throw a brick at someone who is famous.

She's been on more laps than a napkin.

Here lies Walter Winchell in the dirt he loved so well.

The best way to get along is never to forgive an enemy or forget a friend.

Too many people expect wonders from democracy, when the most wonderful thing of all is just having it.

The only ones who like Milton Berle are his mother - and the public.

Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.