I like doing a bunch of different things, being all over the place.

I'm really funny now.

When I am outside at night by myself every person turns into a pedophile. So I tend to walk a little faster than usual and then I sprint.

But I understand that relationship; I understand how the mother-in-law, daughter-in-law relationship has so many conflicts because it's so forced.

Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.

I watched a lot of comedy growing up.

I watch Jay. I watch 'Letterman'. I flip back and forth between 'Conan' and 'Letterman', especially the top of the show for those guys.