Some black people want to get in touch with their African roots. But then you got some black people that just don't give a damn. You tell them, 'Hey, I just got back from the motherland.' "They're like, 'Where'd you go - Detroit? Did you see The Temptations?'

Should I talk about [having breast cancer]? Because how many things could I have? You know black, lesbian - I'm like, I can't be the poster child for everything. At least with the LGBT issues we get a parade and a float and it's a party.

My neighbor, she invited me to an Elvis party. I told her I couldn't come 'cause I'd be too busy making fun of her from behind my blinds.

If you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.

I enjoy stand-up because it has the biggest reward: instant gratification. You can hear the people laughing.

With a black president, I can relax... I can dance in public... I can buy a whole watermelon now.

I don't like doing the same material over and over again. It's not fun.