Some black people want to get in touch with their African roots. But then you got some black people that just don't give a damn. You tell them, 'Hey, I just got back from the motherland.' "They're like, 'Where'd you go - Detroit? Did you see The Temptations?'

But sometimes the women writers will pitch something and I'll hear it, but the men will keep talking.

Mostly everything gets worse before it gets better.

In '87, I used to do this awful, awful James Brown impression.

I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs.

Lot Of Strip Clubs in Florida... Good grief... Florida has so many strip clubs, they need to change their state flag to a brass pole.

Good comics stick around. There are people who have TV shows that might be successful, but comics can't really fake it. If you say, 'Hey, I love what you guys are doing - you're funny,' then you're in. It's legit.