Actually, I majored in marketing and I have a bachelor of science.

Good comics stick around. There are people who have TV shows that might be successful, but comics can't really fake it. If you say, 'Hey, I love what you guys are doing - you're funny,' then you're in. It's legit.

It's not until you develop your own voice, your own persona onstage that you become your own comic, who you really are.

You know the economy is bad when illegals start complaining that Americans are taking their jobs.

I know every time I fly, I get checked twice: they stop me at security, and then, they get me again at the gate. And last time, it was so bad, they actually made me go through the machine with the luggage.

Some black people want to get in touch with their African roots. But then you got some black people that just don't give a damn. You tell them, 'Hey, I just got back from the motherland.' "They're like, 'Where'd you go - Detroit? Did you see The Temptations?'

How can you stop people from loving each other? How can you get upset about loving?