Actually, I majored in marketing and I have a bachelor of science.

I don't like doing the same material over and over again. It's not fun.

I know every time I fly, I get checked twice: they stop me at security, and then, they get me again at the gate. And last time, it was so bad, they actually made me go through the machine with the luggage.

In '87, I used to do this awful, awful James Brown impression.

That's what they want: two women. Fellas, I think that's a bit lofty. Because, come on, think about it - if you can't satisfy that one woman, why do you want to piss off another one? Why have two angry women in the bed with you at the same time? And think about it - you know how much you hate to talk after sex, imagine having two women just nagging you to death.

I watched a lot of comedy growing up.

It seems like when I first started, people got into comedy because they wanted to be good comedians.