I love Costas. He's knows too much, but he's a good guy.

Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. I hope his kidneys fail.

Since when did I become the spokesperson for nappy-headed hos?

I'm going to leave The Wanda Sykes Show and try to get her job because $5 million ain't too bad!

If you're passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too.

I was really gifted at being able to construct a joke, but it's like they weren't even memorable, my first jokes, because they were so about nothing.

Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.