I always want to go back and do stand-up; I like the freedom.
A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh.
I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.
When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.
L.A. is nothing but a bunch of driving, and I hate all that damn driving 'cause it interferes with my drinking.
Writers get to stay with the piece. They don't just turn the script in and somebody else takes it over and goes out and produces it and edits it and all that stuff. We stay with the piece all the way through.