That word sassy - it haunts me. I keep getting the sassy thing.

L.A. is nothing but a bunch of driving, and I hate all that damn driving 'cause it interferes with my drinking.

There are just so many more laws and rules that apply with marriage that do not come with domestic partnership and also to me it's the commitment.

I love Costas. He's knows too much, but he's a good guy.

Seriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over.

In '87, I used to do this awful, awful James Brown impression.

What gets me is when celebrities aren't allowed to have an opinion on anything political. There's the whole 'Shut up and sing' thing.