I think the worst one [indian mascot] is the Cleveland Indians' Big Chief Wahoo. It's just a red face on a baseball with a big, toothy grin. It's the Sambo of all other offensive mascots. I have never seen a Native American smile that hard before, not even at a casino opening.

It's not until you develop your own voice, your own persona onstage that you become your own comic, who you really are.

My neighbor, she invited me to an Elvis party. I told her I couldn't come 'cause I'd be too busy making fun of her from behind my blinds.

If you're passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too.

Yeah, I had top-secret clearance and everything.

It seems like when I first started, people got into comedy because they wanted to be good comedians.

We got to stop doing that, ladies. You know, men are dogs. Men are dogs. We got to stop it. Men are not dogs. Uh-uh. Dogs are loyal.