Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. I hope his kidneys fail.
All these teenagers tell us how much they want to grow up and then when they do they want to be young again.
I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.
I'm like, If you do something dumb, I'll write about it. If you put something out there, to me it's like you're kind of asking for it.
I'm really funny now.
I donโt understand why people really get upset about something that doesnโt affect them at all.