But sometimes the women writers will pitch something and I'll hear it, but the men will keep talking.

Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.

I don’t understand why people really get upset about something that doesn’t affect them at all.

I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance.

I really can't pinpoint the one moment when I said I want to be a comic.

Seriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over.

People say, 'Well don't you regret not having kids?' And I go, 'No, not really.' And then if they keep asking, I always say this, 'Well, you know, maybe I'll adopt.' But I don't mean that. It's just something I say to make me sound like a nicer person.