But sometimes the women writers will pitch something and I'll hear it, but the men will keep talking.

Whether you have a show or not, you can still be somewhere being funny.

With a black president, I can relax... I can dance in public... I can buy a whole watermelon now.

All these teenagers tell us how much they want to grow up and then when they do they want to be young again.

I think maybe Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. But he was just so strung out on Oxycontin he missed his flight. Rush Limbaugh, 'I hope the country fails' - I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? ... He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs.

I don't like doing the same material over and over again. It's not fun.

And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike.