I enjoy stand-up because it has the biggest reward: instant gratification. You can hear the people laughing.

I noticed recently, in the last few shows I did, that I'm starting to get people - not a large group, but quite a few people - who come to see me because they love Curb Your Enthusiasm.

When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.

Writers get to stay with the piece. They don't just turn the script in and somebody else takes it over and goes out and produces it and edits it and all that stuff. We stay with the piece all the way through.

All these teenagers tell us how much they want to grow up and then when they do they want to be young again.

I know every time I fly, I get checked twice: they stop me at security, and then, they get me again at the gate. And last time, it was so bad, they actually made me go through the machine with the luggage.

I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.