I was funny around my family. My family, they're pretty funny, too.

I'm always thinking of stuff; I just don't sit down and write it. I come up with material more as I go along; if something funny happens, I'll make a note of it on my phone.

You know what, I think maybe it's because men like to fart, and the host wants to be able to sit in his writers' room and just pass gas freely. Me, I'm a lady. I'm dainty. I know to get up and leave the room and go to my office.

You can't make a woman happy. That's like trying to cure a fatal disease. The goal is to treat the symptoms so you can comfortably live with the illness.

I think it's because my comedy is in your face, and it comes from a place that's real.

My worlds collide. When one things happens, it just starts a domino effect - everything else goes on.

I enjoy stand-up because it has the biggest reward: instant gratification. You can hear the people laughing.