As a comedian I don't think they look at me as a sexual person but I can see where with actors it would be a little difficult for them because its part of their mystique, it gives them an easier time to change characters and people aren't going oh we have a gay actor, their gay so I don't know if I'm gunna buy this guy with this girl, its weird, I don't think it's fair; it's only done with us, it seems, like they just accept everyone as straight and go along with it and then its oh their gay and make a big deal out of it.

With a black president, I can relax... I can dance in public... I can buy a whole watermelon now.

It's hard to get fired from the government. You have to, like, kill people.

Should I talk about [having breast cancer]? Because how many things could I have? You know black, lesbian - I'm like, I can't be the poster child for everything. At least with the LGBT issues we get a parade and a float and it's a party.

Usually, there's nothing being thrown toward the stage or at me. Then I feel pretty good about it.

I like doing a bunch of different things, being all over the place.

If you feel like there's something out there that you're supposed to be doing, if you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.