I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs.

Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. I hope his kidneys fail.

Now, I think the people who are still doing stand-up are doing it because they love stand-up.

I guess because of my act, people think that I say things they want to say, and that they can just come up and say anything to me.

I like doing a bunch of different things, being all over the place.

I'm a comedian so I'm not waiting around for someone to write a part for me. I don't have to wait for somebody else to create my next job; I have the ability to basically write my own ticket.

I noticed recently, in the last few shows I did, that I'm starting to get people - not a large group, but quite a few people - who come to see me because they love Curb Your Enthusiasm.