That's proof right there that men and women are on different levels because men can watch two women together and that's a turn-on. It doesn't work the same way for us, does it, ladies? No, uh-uh - it doesn't work the same. You ask any woman in here her sexual fantasy, and I will bet you a million dollars that it's NOT to go home and catch your man bent over with some big, burly guy standing behind him.

It's hard to get fired from the government. You have to, like, kill people.

Actually, I majored in marketing and I have a bachelor of science.

Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. I hope his kidneys fail.

If you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.

I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance.

If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, then don't marry somebody of the same sex.