Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. I hope his kidneys fail.

What drives the creative person is that we see it all.

You can't make a woman happy. That's like trying to cure a fatal disease. The goal is to treat the symptoms so you can comfortably live with the illness.

I watched a lot of comedy growing up.

Women and our right to choose were going to be challenged with Ashcroft around. When Bush appointed Ashcroft, I went out and got me four abortions. I stocked up. The doctor was like, "Listen, you're not pregnant." I said, "Hey, just shut up and do your job. I'm exercising my right while I can, dammit.

But I think funny and talent will always win out; I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that.

L.A. is nothing but a bunch of driving, and I hate all that damn driving 'cause it interferes with my drinking.