Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. I hope his kidneys fail.

The first time onstage, a light went on. 'OK, this is my thing. I'm comfortable here. This is my thing.'

Women and our right to choose were going to be challenged with Ashcroft around. When Bush appointed Ashcroft, I went out and got me four abortions. I stocked up. The doctor was like, "Listen, you're not pregnant." I said, "Hey, just shut up and do your job. I'm exercising my right while I can, dammit.

A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh.

It's easier to rip somebody to shreds while you're making them laugh.

I feel today's society is so judgmental.

Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.