Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. I hope his kidneys fail.

Ok so there's no TV shows, no movies going on fine, but I love going on stage and performing stand up so my situation is a little better than someone who's strictly just an actor or actress.

I'm like, If you do something dumb, I'll write about it. If you put something out there, to me it's like you're kind of asking for it.

As a comedian I don't think they look at me as a sexual person but I can see where with actors it would be a little difficult for them because its part of their mystique, it gives them an easier time to change characters and people aren't going oh we have a gay actor, their gay so I don't know if I'm gunna buy this guy with this girl, its weird, I don't think it's fair; it's only done with us, it seems, like they just accept everyone as straight and go along with it and then its oh their gay and make a big deal out of it.

When I'm not on T.V. or working on a movie, I'm on the road doing stand-up. That's my roots.

If you're passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too.

That word sassy - it haunts me. I keep getting the sassy thing.