If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, then don't marry somebody of the same sex.

Good comics stick around. There are people who have TV shows that might be successful, but comics can't really fake it. If you say, 'Hey, I love what you guys are doing - you're funny,' then you're in. It's legit.

Once you start making money, you can be an ass. But I am not an ass. I'm too lazy, that takes a lot of energy.

I like doing a bunch of different things, being all over the place.

I was funny around my family. My family, they're pretty funny, too.

Writers get to stay with the piece. They don't just turn the script in and somebody else takes it over and goes out and produces it and edits it and all that stuff. We stay with the piece all the way through.

Ok so there's no TV shows, no movies going on fine, but I love going on stage and performing stand up so my situation is a little better than someone who's strictly just an actor or actress.