If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, then don't marry somebody of the same sex.

Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire.

Whatever I talk about is what I'm interested in at the time. Politics are big with me. But right now being a mom is taking up most of my time... My act is more family-oriented than it is about politics.

I think the most difficult thing about coming out is just getting to that place where you're comfortable with who you are and you're sayin' hey this is ok and just accepting yourself and not caring what other people think. Because if you don't have that confidence in who you are then, if things don't go the way you wish that they will, you know if people aren't accepting then they can easily tear you down if you're not prepared and comfortable with who you are.

A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh.

You can't make a woman happy. That's like trying to cure a fatal disease. The goal is to treat the symptoms so you can comfortably live with the illness.

When my parents send me emails the first 3 are blank.