It's hard to get fired from the government. You have to, like, kill people.

When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.

Seriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over.

If you feel like there's something out there that you're supposed to be doing, if you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.

I know every time I fly, I get checked twice: they stop me at security, and then, they get me again at the gate. And last time, it was so bad, they actually made me go through the machine with the luggage.

white criminals commit the biggest crimes.a brother might rob a bank. a white man will rob a pension fund. the brother is going to get ten to fifteen years because he had a gun. the white guy is going to get a congressional hearing because he had a job and a nice suit.

When I am outside at night by myself every person turns into a pedophile. So I tend to walk a little faster than usual and then I sprint.