My neighbor, she invited me to an Elvis party. I told her I couldn't come 'cause I'd be too busy making fun of her from behind my blinds.
Wanda SykesSeriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over.
Wanda SykesI always had one goal, and that was to be a real funny stand-up comic, and that's pretty much what I'm doing. And everything else is kind of like gravy - TV, movies.
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