Once you start making money, you can be an ass. But I am not an ass. I'm too lazy, that takes a lot of energy.

Lot Of Strip Clubs in Florida... Good grief... Florida has so many strip clubs, they need to change their state flag to a brass pole.

Mostly everything gets worse before it gets better.

I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance.

I sat down and wrote some jokes and went to the talent show, got up on stage, fell in love with it and never turned back.

Once you start making money, you can be an ass. But I am not an ass. I'm too lazy, that takes a lot of energy.

In '87, I used to do this awful, awful James Brown impression.