Once you start making money, you can be an ass. But I am not an ass. I'm too lazy, that takes a lot of energy.

Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. I hope his kidneys fail.

Whatever I talk about is what I'm interested in at the time. Politics are big with me. But right now being a mom is taking up most of my time... My act is more family-oriented than it is about politics.

As a comedian I don't think they look at me as a sexual person but I can see where with actors it would be a little difficult for them because its part of their mystique, it gives them an easier time to change characters and people aren't going oh we have a gay actor, their gay so I don't know if I'm gunna buy this guy with this girl, its weird, I don't think it's fair; it's only done with us, it seems, like they just accept everyone as straight and go along with it and then its oh their gay and make a big deal out of it.

I was funny around my family. My family, they're pretty funny, too.

A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh.

What drives the creative person is that we see it all.