I always want to go back and do stand-up; I like the freedom.

With a black president, I can relax... I can dance in public... I can buy a whole watermelon now.

Once you start making money, you can be an ass. But I am not an ass. I'm too lazy, that takes a lot of energy.

That word sassy - it haunts me. I keep getting the sassy thing.

It's easier to rip somebody to shreds while you're making them laugh.

The president is on national TV apologizing for getting oral sex. Why didn't he just stick with his lie? You got to stick with your lie. If you lie, you have to believe that lie whole-heartedly. It has to become the truth for you. But this man, the most powerful man in the world, is on national TV apologizing for receiving oral sex. He's an idiot. There are men sitting in here right now who would gladly accept oral sex on national TV.

It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.