I don't like the saying keep your friends close and enemies closer. I want my enemy on a different planet.

I work hard. The staff and crew see how much energy I put into this project, and it makes them step up.

I guess because of my act, people think that I say things they want to say, and that they can just come up and say anything to me.

If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you.

I always want to go back and do stand-up; I like the freedom.

Seriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over.

white criminals commit the biggest crimes.a brother might rob a bank. a white man will rob a pension fund. the brother is going to get ten to fifteen years because he had a gun. the white guy is going to get a congressional hearing because he had a job and a nice suit.