Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.

These CEOs, man ... If you're that ruthless, you're a scary dude. I tell you, now when I walk past a little gang banger, I don't even blink. But if I see a white dude with a Wall Street Journal, I haul ass. Before I walk past the Arthur Andersen building, I cut through the projects. If you cut through the projects, you may just lose what you have on you that day. I ain't never been mugged of my whole future.

I noticed recently, in the last few shows I did, that I'm starting to get people - not a large group, but quite a few people - who come to see me because they love Curb Your Enthusiasm.

I like doing a bunch of different things, being all over the place.

All these teenagers tell us how much they want to grow up and then when they do they want to be young again.

I love Costas. He's knows too much, but he's a good guy.

I don't like doing the same material over and over again. It's not fun.