Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.

But I understand that relationship; I understand how the mother-in-law, daughter-in-law relationship has so many conflicts because it's so forced.

I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance.

I'm going to leave The Wanda Sykes Show and try to get her job because $5 million ain't too bad!

A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh.

What drives the creative person is that we see it all.

I think maybe Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. But he was just so strung out on Oxycontin he missed his flight. Rush Limbaugh, 'I hope the country fails' - I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? ... He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs.