Usually, there's nothing being thrown toward the stage or at me. Then I feel pretty good about it.
Wanda SykesAs soon as you say 'I do,' you'll discover that marriage is like a car. Both of you might be sitting in the front seat, but only one of you is driving. And most marriages are more like a motorcycle than a car. Somebody has to sit in the back, and you have to yell just to be heard.
Wanda SykesA woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh.
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