I noticed recently, in the last few shows I did, that I'm starting to get people - not a large group, but quite a few people - who come to see me because they love Curb Your Enthusiasm.

I'm really funny now.

There are just so many more laws and rules that apply with marriage that do not come with domestic partnership and also to me it's the commitment.

I'm going to leave The Wanda Sykes Show and try to get her job because $5 million ain't too bad!

Mostly everything gets worse before it gets better.

Should I talk about [having breast cancer]? Because how many things could I have? You know black, lesbian - I'm like, I can't be the poster child for everything. At least with the LGBT issues we get a parade and a float and it's a party.

I knew something was wrong with the economy when the shampoo girl at my salon closed on a six bedroom house.