It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.

All these teenagers tell us how much they want to grow up and then when they do they want to be young again.

I watch Jay. I watch 'Letterman'. I flip back and forth between 'Conan' and 'Letterman', especially the top of the show for those guys.

Men don't hear women.

I enjoy stand-up because it has the biggest reward: instant gratification. You can hear the people laughing.

I'm going to leave The Wanda Sykes Show and try to get her job because $5 million ain't too bad!

I'm proud to be a woman. I'm proud to be a black woman, and I'm proud to be gay.