Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire.

I always want to go back and do stand-up; I like the freedom.

I'm here today because I hated everything else.

How can you stop people from loving each other? How can you get upset about loving?

Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.

In '87, I used to do this awful, awful James Brown impression.

It seems like when I first started, people got into comedy because they wanted to be good comedians.