As soon as you say 'I do,' you'll discover that marriage is like a car. Both of you might be sitting in the front seat, but only one of you is driving. And most marriages are more like a motorcycle than a car. Somebody has to sit in the back, and you have to yell just to be heard.
That word sassy - it haunts me. I keep getting the sassy thing.
Mostly everything gets worse before it gets better.
When my parents send me emails the first 3 are blank.
It's easier to rip somebody to shreds while you're making them laugh.
There's times when I'm really shy, so these roles that I get to play, they're how I would love to really be. And that's why I love doing stand-up, because it gives me the freedom to say what I really want to say. I think that's why it's my favorite thing to do.