I have a well-balanced show. It's 50/50 on men/women, and also African-American/white writers, it's the same thing. I have four African-American writers, and four non-African-American writers.

If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you.

All these teenagers tell us how much they want to grow up and then when they do they want to be young again.

Yeah, I had top-secret clearance and everything.

I have a well-balanced show. It's 50/50 on men/women, and also African-American/white writers, it's the same thing. I have four African-American writers, and four non-African-American writers.

You know the economy is bad when illegals start complaining that Americans are taking their jobs.

I love Costas. He's knows too much, but he's a good guy.