I was really gifted at being able to construct a joke, but it's like they weren't even memorable, my first jokes, because they were so about nothing.

When I'm not on T.V. or working on a movie, I'm on the road doing stand-up. That's my roots.

I was really gifted at being able to construct a joke, but it's like they weren't even memorable, my first jokes, because they were so about nothing.

Whatever I talk about is what I'm interested in at the time. Politics are big with me. But right now being a mom is taking up most of my time... My act is more family-oriented than it is about politics.

I had top-secret clearance and everything. I was working on a couple of projects that would keep me involved in Desert Storm. I was in the mix, which is scary.

Once you start making money, you can be an ass. But I am not an ass. I'm too lazy, that takes a lot of energy.

It seems like when I first started, people got into comedy because they wanted to be good comedians.