You know the economy is bad when illegals start complaining that Americans are taking their jobs.

I have a well-balanced show. It's 50/50 on men/women, and also African-American/white writers, it's the same thing. I have four African-American writers, and four non-African-American writers.

But sometimes the women writers will pitch something and I'll hear it, but the men will keep talking.

I always want to go back and do stand-up; I like the freedom.

I'm really funny now.

I know every time I fly, I get checked twice: they stop me at security, and then, they get me again at the gate. And last time, it was so bad, they actually made me go through the machine with the luggage.

Usually, there's nothing being thrown toward the stage or at me. Then I feel pretty good about it.