I feel today's society is so judgmental.

I'm going to leave The Wanda Sykes Show and try to get her job because $5 million ain't too bad!

To me, political office should be like jury duty. You should just get a notice in the mail one day and say, 'Aw, sh - , I'm secretary of state next month.

Writers get to stay with the piece. They don't just turn the script in and somebody else takes it over and goes out and produces it and edits it and all that stuff. We stay with the piece all the way through.

Seriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over.

How can you stop people from loving each other? How can you get upset about loving?

I'm always thinking of stuff; I just don't sit down and write it. I come up with material more as I go along; if something funny happens, I'll make a note of it on my phone.