It's easier to rip somebody to shreds while you're making them laugh.

I'm going to leave The Wanda Sykes Show and try to get her job because $5 million ain't too bad!

I don't like doing the same material over and over again. It's not fun.

I'm like, If you do something dumb, I'll write about it. If you put something out there, to me it's like you're kind of asking for it.

I love Costas. He's knows too much, but he's a good guy.

Mostly everything gets worse before it gets better.

Seriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over.