It's easier to rip somebody to shreds while you're making them laugh.

Since when did I become the spokesperson for nappy-headed hos?

That word sassy - it haunts me. I keep getting the sassy thing.

I don’t understand why people really get upset about something that doesn’t affect them at all.

You know the economy is bad when illegals start complaining that Americans are taking their jobs.

I noticed recently, in the last few shows I did, that I'm starting to get people - not a large group, but quite a few people - who come to see me because they love Curb Your Enthusiasm.

I love Costas. He's knows too much, but he's a good guy.