I'm a comedian so I'm not waiting around for someone to write a part for me. I don't have to wait for somebody else to create my next job; I have the ability to basically write my own ticket.

Being gay is harder than being black. I didn't have to come out black. I didn't have to tell my parents about what its like to be black.

Lot Of Strip Clubs in Florida... Good grief... Florida has so many strip clubs, they need to change their state flag to a brass pole.

I'm finally just relaxed and comfortable with who I am.

If you feel like there's something out there that you're supposed to be doing, if you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.

L.A. is nothing but a bunch of driving, and I hate all that damn driving 'cause it interferes with my drinking.

I watch Jay. I watch 'Letterman'. I flip back and forth between 'Conan' and 'Letterman', especially the top of the show for those guys.