That's what they want: two women. Fellas, I think that's a bit lofty. Because, come on, think about it - if you can't satisfy that one woman, why do you want to piss off another one? Why have two angry women in the bed with you at the same time? And think about it - you know how much you hate to talk after sex, imagine having two women just nagging you to death.

I don't like doing the same material over and over again. It's not fun.

I don't like the saying keep your friends close and enemies closer. I want my enemy on a different planet.

Writers get to stay with the piece. They don't just turn the script in and somebody else takes it over and goes out and produces it and edits it and all that stuff. We stay with the piece all the way through.

It's easier to rip somebody to shreds while you're making them laugh.

I love Costas. He's knows too much, but he's a good guy.

It's hard to get fired from the government. You have to, like, kill people.