That's what they want: two women. Fellas, I think that's a bit lofty. Because, come on, think about it - if you can't satisfy that one woman, why do you want to piss off another one? Why have two angry women in the bed with you at the same time? And think about it - you know how much you hate to talk after sex, imagine having two women just nagging you to death.

Being gay is harder than being black. I didn't have to come out black. I didn't have to tell my parents about what its like to be black.

But I think funny and talent will always win out; I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that.

Mostly everything gets worse before it gets better.

Good comics stick around. There are people who have TV shows that might be successful, but comics can't really fake it. If you say, 'Hey, I love what you guys are doing - you're funny,' then you're in. It's legit.

I'm really funny now.

When I am outside at night by myself every person turns into a pedophile. So I tend to walk a little faster than usual and then I sprint.