What drives the creative person is that we see it all.

It seems like when I first started, people got into comedy because they wanted to be good comedians.

We got to stop doing that, ladies. You know, men are dogs. Men are dogs. We got to stop it. Men are not dogs. Uh-uh. Dogs are loyal.

When my parents send me emails the first 3 are blank.

There are just so many more laws and rules that apply with marriage that do not come with domestic partnership and also to me it's the commitment.

I really can't pinpoint the one moment when I said I want to be a comic.

When my wife and I leave California, I want to have my marriage recognized in Nevada, Arizona, all the way to New York. How can you stop people from loving each other? How can you get upset about loving?