I guess because of my act, people think that I say things they want to say, and that they can just come up and say anything to me.

If you feel like there's something out there that you're supposed to be doing, if you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.

Men don't hear women.

All these teenagers tell us how much they want to grow up and then when they do they want to be young again.

I knew something was wrong with the economy when the shampoo girl at my salon closed on a six bedroom house.

When I am outside at night by myself every person turns into a pedophile. So I tend to walk a little faster than usual and then I sprint.

I don’t understand why people really get upset about something that doesn’t affect them at all.