Mostly everything gets worse before it gets better.

Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire.

Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.

Yeah, I had top-secret clearance and everything.

There's times when I'm really shy, so these roles that I get to play, they're how I would love to really be. And that's why I love doing stand-up, because it gives me the freedom to say what I really want to say. I think that's why it's my favorite thing to do.

I feel today's society is so judgmental.

Seriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over.