A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh.

I enjoy stand-up because it has the biggest reward: instant gratification. You can hear the people laughing.

If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, then don't marry somebody of the same sex.

I always want to go back and do stand-up; I like the freedom.

But I understand that relationship; I understand how the mother-in-law, daughter-in-law relationship has so many conflicts because it's so forced.

I'm like, If you do something dumb, I'll write about it. If you put something out there, to me it's like you're kind of asking for it.

Since when did I become the spokesperson for nappy-headed hos?