A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh.

Ok so there's no TV shows, no movies going on fine, but I love going on stage and performing stand up so my situation is a little better than someone who's strictly just an actor or actress.

I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance.

If you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.

Lot Of Strip Clubs in Florida... Good grief... Florida has so many strip clubs, they need to change their state flag to a brass pole.

I'm a comedian so I'm not waiting around for someone to write a part for me. I don't have to wait for somebody else to create my next job; I have the ability to basically write my own ticket.

Yeah, I had top-secret clearance and everything.