I have problems with YouTube and things like that, when you catch it mid production. If I'm doing a show and I'm working on a bit and someone's there with a phone, they record it and put it online - it's not the finished product.

Usually, there's nothing being thrown toward the stage or at me. Then I feel pretty good about it.

Whether you have a show or not, you can still be somewhere being funny.

I'm here today because I hated everything else.

I'm always thinking of stuff; I just don't sit down and write it. I come up with material more as I go along; if something funny happens, I'll make a note of it on my phone.

People say, 'Well don't you regret not having kids?' And I go, 'No, not really.' And then if they keep asking, I always say this, 'Well, you know, maybe I'll adopt.' But I don't mean that. It's just something I say to make me sound like a nicer person.

Being gay is harder than being black. I didn't have to come out black. I didn't have to tell my parents about what its like to be black.