People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them....well it's killing me!
I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there. And I'm like: How did my mother know that?
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
The only way to really have safe sex is to abstain. From drinking.
Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.
I'm going to get married again because I'm more mature now, and I need some kitchen stuff.