I don't think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD students - they were so smart, and what I contributed to the house was, I was the funny one.

I get my sense of humor from my parents. That's why they don't have one anymore.

I'm going to get married again because I'm more mature now, and I need some kitchen stuff.

I've been pitching a show of five female stand-up comedians through the generations, from Phyllis Diller to Amy Schumer, so when I got an e-mail asking me if I would participate in the Women in Comedy Festival, I was thrilled.

Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.

My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.

I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty.