I think there have always been funny women, from Carol Burnett to Joan Rivers. When the audience sees a woman, they innately know she's worked twice as hard to get there, she's had to prove that she can be the leader, first, and then be funny on top of it. She has to emit a confidence that she's in control.

I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty.

In addition to comedy, I'm a writer. I write checks. They're not very good.

I've been pitching a show of five female stand-up comedians through the generations, from Phyllis Diller to Amy Schumer, so when I got an e-mail asking me if I would participate in the Women in Comedy Festival, I was thrilled.

I just got my first bikini. It's a three-piece: a top, a botton, and a blindfold for you.

I'm going to get married again because I'm more mature now, and I need some kitchen stuff.

I don't like to channel surf. You guys like it, don't you. You guys like to change the channel. We like to change you.