In addition to comedy, I'm a writer. I write checks. They're not very good.
I just got my first bikini. It's a three-piece: a top, a botton, and a blindfold for you.
My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.
Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them....well it's killing me!