They aren't kidding when they say, "Wash Whites separately.
Seek but provision of bread and wine, fools to flatter, and clothing fine; and nothing of God shall ever be thine.
Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.
Never trust a woman whose father calls her 'Princess'. Chances are she believes it.
Hurry up and learn patience.
The chief beneficiary of life insurance policies for young, single people is the life insurance agent.