The chief beneficiary of life insurance policies for young, single people is the life insurance agent.
There is no such thing as a self-cleaning oven.
Always take an extra quarter to the laundry room.
They aren't kidding when they say, "Wash Whites separately.
A $20 haircut hardly ever lasts longer than a $5 haircut.
If you have to learn it from a self-help book, you may be beyond help.