They aren't kidding when they say, "Wash Whites separately.
The chief beneficiary of life insurance policies for young, single people is the life insurance agent.
Seek but provision of bread and wine, fools to flatter, and clothing fine; and nothing of God shall ever be thine.
There is no such thing as a self-cleaning oven.
Always take an extra quarter to the laundry room.
Hurry up and learn patience.