There is no such thing as a self-cleaning oven.
The chief beneficiary of life insurance policies for young, single people is the life insurance agent.
A $20 haircut hardly ever lasts longer than a $5 haircut.
Seek but provision of bread and wine, fools to flatter, and clothing fine; and nothing of God shall ever be thine.
They aren't kidding when they say, "Wash Whites separately.
Hurry up and learn patience.