Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people.

A hermit is simply a person to whom civilization has failed to adjust itself.

The wren-box problem is becoming more acute each year, for wrens now demand better housing conditions and labor-saving devices.

Frogs will eat red-flannel worms fed to them by biologists; this proves a great deal about both parties concerned.

It's easy to see the faults in people, I know; and it's harder to see the good. Especially when the good isn't there.

My philosophy of life can be summed up in four words: It can't be helped.

We all make mistakes, but intelligence enables us to do it on purpose.