Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people.

The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct and that was all he was good for.

The hippopotamus looks monogamous- he looks as if he would have to be.

Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people.

My philosophy of life can be summed up in four words: It can't be helped.

As Darwin puts it in The Descent of Man, 'Male snakes, though appearing so sluggish, are amorous.' Isn't that just like Darwin? It was one of his main ideas, you know, that the males of almost all animals have stronger passions than the females. Since then we've learned a thing or two. At any rate, the female snake is right there when spring arrives in the woods.

Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.