It's easy to see the faults in people, I know; and it's harder to see the good. Especially when the good isn't there.
It is because of his brain that he [modern man] has risen above the animals. Guess which animals he has risen above.
Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.
A hermit is simply a person to whom civilization has failed to adjust itself.
Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.
Frogs will eat red-flannel worms fed to them by biologists; this proves a great deal about both parties concerned.