The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct and that was all he was good for.

The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say.

Frogs will eat red-flannel worms fed to them by biologists; this proves a great deal about both parties concerned.

Henry VIII had so many wives because his dynastic sense was very strong whenever he saw a maid of honour.

Young normal tigers do not eat people. If eaten by a tiger you may rest assured he was abnormal.

The hippopotamus looks monogamous- he looks as if he would have to be.

Humor springs from rage, hay fever, overdue rent and miscellaneous hell.